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Treat your self to this scrumptious tale of lifeless dads and different such enjoyable stuff. You deserve it, baby.

Per the perspective of Owl, who is dad is actual dead..."So my dad's useless. My mama's even deader. I received a brother in legal for taking pictures meth among his feet and one other brother who resents his peacock and our dad simply because they are all 3 simply alike. A sister who does the occasional galactic-themed porno, an unexplained black brother regardless of white mom and dad, and yet another brother who loves the candy Lord Jesus Christ up to he loves this goddamned hillbilly family members. Now I nearly lower my thumb off whereas whittling a bit wooden boat for my tremendous lifeless dad, my wife's a lesbian (but that is ok, 'cause i am one too) and my puppy likes consuming poultry shit and ripping farts fouler than Satan's flaming butthole in mattress. good. i suppose issues should be worse. lets be out of milk."

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Dad's Dead and We're Out of Milk!

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